Toddler Tits

A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.

Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!

by MRwar September 26, 2008

rip tits

(v) To embark on an adventure, to do something enthusiastically. Often used in an exclamatory sense.

"You boys ready to roll?"

- "Yeah, let's rip tits!"

by Ed Braun November 4, 2008

Saggy Tits

Do your tits hang low?
Do they waddle to the floor?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder.. etc. etc.

Basically boobs that are either so big that they are touching your belly button or your just REALLY old.

DAYUM that girl has got some SAGGY TITS jeez.

by Sharmainexox3932 February 17, 2008

back tits

When a human is so grossly obese that their back fat appears to be a pair of floppy sagging breasts.

Yesterday on the plane I had to sit next to a giant bastard that took up 2 seats and a pair of back tits that would put most women to shame.

by Dizzle September 24, 2002

tits in Cali

A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.

"That chick pretends to be sincere and honest, but she's like 'tits in Cali': totally FAKE."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

tit-tays

titties so big that you gotta say tit-tays

damnn man check them titties out. Dude those arent titties...they're TIT-TAYS!

by creag July 21, 2008

tits on ice

The term used to describe something exceptionally awesome. The term is derived from the basic phrase of describing something awesome as "the tits", yet we all know that everything is better on ice, so when something is exceptionally awesome it can be described as "tits on ice", hence the etymology of the phrase.

Jon: "Man Rambo IV was the tits! I can't wait until Rambo V comes out."
Josh: "Yeah man, that shit is going to be the the tits on ice!"

by Jonny Coldwar November 30, 2009