Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.
When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.
by anonymous January 27, 2025
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Taint Tunnel

noun
1 : A person who tends to say things with complete disregard of how others will receive the message.

2 : Butt's hole.
1 : My friend is a top teir taint tunnel.
2 : Always wipe your taint tunnel from left to right.
by scottzero January 24, 2023
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taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside
Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster
by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013
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Taint

The small patch of skin between your ass and your balls. It’s your “taint”! Tis not your ass, it’s not your balls, it’s your “taint”
To put a man on his ass you kick him in his “taint”. His eyes will widen and his lips will look like “oh shit” Tickle his fancy, tickle his “taint” A new fragrance for men by Calvin Klein called “taint” 🙊
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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Tainted

When ones face is abused by another man's taint. Therefore he is tainted!
That guy over there was the first to pass out at the party , dude was tainted!
by Poon doctor May 11, 2019
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Taint dragger

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.
You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!
by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009
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Taint Paint

Similar to a cream pie, the semen that drips out of a woman’s vagina after being ejaculated into
by Wu-Tang Dan January 29, 2022
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