Inverted tortoise

Where you align your anal cavities and fart into each others ass holes simultaneously

Hey Jeremy, Want to run an inverted tortoise later?

by Robertbuttsworthy March 20, 2023

Aggravated torture causing bodily harm

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes

I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate

by Cody5050 May 12, 2023

Corporate Tortograph Theory

Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.

“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”

by Galaxy94 June 30, 2023

micro torture

The act of slow torture but with small objects like needles, pens, and little 4 inch pocket knives

Whilst Jonathan was strapped to the chair Jesse preformed micro torture for hours on him until he told him what he wanted.

by psyclime4ed August 27, 2023

moosey tortie

i was pegging my boyfriend and he moosey tortied from his Hershey highway all over my face

i was pegging my boyfriend and he moosey tortied from his Hershey highway all over my face

by Mooseytortie October 10, 2023

drizzy / torture

drizzy also known as torture was a discord com kid who's legacy will be passed down on wards for generations.

drizzy was an absolute legend and changed many lives of the innocent and poor with his super magical skills of OSINT, CSINT and sim swapping.

drizzy / torture saved my life

by nik101 November 16, 2023

Foreskin Tortilla Sauce

Another Phrase for Smegma.

Guy 1: Are you serious? Smegma?
Guy 2: No no, it's "Foreskin Tortilla Sauce"

by Openglock November 22, 2023