Punishing your significant other by inserting your thumb in her ass without warning. A technique that is crude, but effective. See also, ad hoc.
by Bleeding Blue January 16, 2009
A nickname given to bats or clubs that have been modified with nails, spikes, bullet-point arrowheads, etc., to amplify the damage inflicted. Named so for the thumping noise it makes when it hits a target.
by ScrapIronJaw November 8, 2010
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Crust-thumper, noun; a person, typically male, who engages in the sexual act of crust thumping.
Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.
Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.
Inquisitive friend: "Hey Ben, where are you off to?"
Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."
No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"
Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."
No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"
by crust_thumper August 4, 2011
Get the Crust-Thumper mug.The act of getting bitched out by your boss and when he or she thinks that you haven't completed your work.
Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic
Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic
by InDaHighlandsRanch2 April 11, 2008
Get the Thompsonized mug.noun: The generation born after 1985, which as teens and adolescents communicated by the use of mobile devices such as cell phones. Because wireless mobile devices are small, the thumbs are generally used to type. This led to the use of acronyms to decrease typing time.
adjective: Of or relating to the Thumb Generation.
adjective: Of or relating to the Thumb Generation.
She uses phrases like TTFN because she's part of the Thumb Generation.
ROTFLMAO is so Thumb Generation.
ROTFLMAO is so Thumb Generation.
by revolutionary mama January 11, 2008
The infamous "fo' shizzle my nizzle" (first definition) used to have thousands of five star ratings, but now has 20 thumbs up.
by Peter G June 1, 2004