Theoed

To be accidentally ignored or disregarded by a person, usually in mid-conversation or deep in thought;

AKA: the temporary and benign application of the silent treatment

Infinitive-- "Theo"
Present-- "Theoing"
Etymology-- Korean-Incan Slang Fusion

Angelo: Hey Jon,.....(no response)....Jon!
Jon: (still no response)
Fabian: You Just Got Theoed!!!

by Class of '09 Humanites April 23, 2008

trickle down theory

The theory that the views, values, beliefs, opinions and superstitions of the Super Rich can be made to trickle down to the rest of the populace forcibly. Because money is power, as the divide between the rich and the poor grows wider (as tax policy becomes less progressive via policy manipulations), eventually a very small portion of the population holds the vast majority of the wealth. Combined with a chronic and severe lobbyist problem and systematic removal of sane limitations on political ad spending, the result is that vast wealth can significantly affect public policy. The concept of Democracy (one person, one vote) begins to break down as the wealth unbalance becomes extreme. The effect is self-serving: the power of the super wealthy to steer policy grows, as does their wealth, due to their undue influence. The result is that logically-defective memes can trickle down to the population and cause otherwise reasonable people to vote against their own interests and even against the most fundamental founding principles of the nation. Refer to definition of "American Taliban".

Dude A: Why the fuck would you vote for him? He's promised to pass his Christian beliefs in to law and lower taxes AGAIN on the super rich (which includes him, by the way). Do we really want to teach intelligent design instead of evolution in public schools and create a new class of trillionaires?

Dude B: This is a Christian Nation! More guns! Drill baby drill! America rules! We're far superior to those muslim degenerates with all those wacky religious laws. The only thing that would make America better is banning the teaching of evolution, arming all of our teachers, and defining abortion as murder. Oh, and taxes are illegal. I built that.

Dude A: That's some seriously fucked up black-belt-level Rupert Murdoch trickle down bullshit. We're not also banning the teaching of trickle down theory, are we?

by FauxNews April 15, 2013

Thong Theory

A theory that states that thongs, while in use, may either increase or decrease the attractiveness of women.

Using a scale from 1 to 10 to rate the attractiveness of women where 1 is 'not hot' and 10 is 'very hot':

Hotness Scale:
1 <= n <= 10

Women who are rated n < 4:
These women decrease in attractiveness: n - 1

Women who are rated 4 <= n < 7:
These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1/2

Women who are rated 10 <= n <= 7:
These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1

Mike: Her tits are nice and she's got a nice face. I'd give her a 7.
Joe: Dude! Mike, she's totally wearing a thong though. That makes her an 8 today! At least according to the thong theory.

by Raph, Adam November 17, 2007

theorycraft

Theorycraft refers to any game strategy that exists only in theory and never actually put into action.

"Theorycraft" originated from the PC game Starcraft. The term was coined after countless new players would argue with each other about how certain strategies were superior to other strategies without actually putting any of these concepts into practice. This later evolved into a game in itself, albeit sarcastically. From Starcraft to Theorycraft.

Player_1: hydras n lings own firebats
Player_2: Pfft, theorycraft

by Scottie_theNerd April 6, 2005

The O.C

the O.C is orange county located in california, america.

but the show the oc is about drama drama drama!, actors who are 20-25 play kids aged 16 who all have drivers licences and an endless bank account.

their parents sleep around so much its hard to keep up.

and the show is filled with drugs, gay parents, affairs, pregnancys, over doses, alcoholics, punch-on's, sex, tears, school and the main one...DRAMA!.

here in australia it airs tuesday nights, channel 10, 8:30pm

The Orange County, California

by Deanie Weenie! December 5, 2004

AP Music Theory

A class that saps all the fun out of music. You will start the year off excited and enthusiastic, but by mid semester, you'll be thinking, "Why the fuck did I take this class, again?"

By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.

After a semester of taking AP Music Theory and not being able to enjoy music anymore, Adam burned his textbook and dropped the fuck out of that piece of shit class.

by gimmedatsammich February 18, 2011

Cell Block Theory

A screamo/crap band out of Markham Ontario. They have a fan base in Markham because the music scene in Markham is mostly into crap bands like Cell Block Theory.

Some even claim it to be a cluster of sound mixed together sounding much like someone ripping a huge fart.

What's funnier? Watching Hard Gay Video's on youtube or Cell Block Theory Video's?

by fuck you357434 March 30, 2009