krusty kevin

The act of passing out immediately after jerking off to sex act descriptions on urban dictionary.

What happened to that guy?

He passed out after jerking off to the urban dictionary definition of truffle butter without wiping off. He's going to be one krusty kevin in the morning.

by bigswingingd September 14, 2016

Kevin pynes

Kevin is a god a among men. His voice soothes the wildest souls. His advice saves the most pitiful men. His holy sight cleans the most filthy. He is everything and everyone, everyone is kevin, yet only one man IS kevin.

O holy kevin pynes...

Oh my kevin pynes

by Johnnysalad October 9, 2019

Kevin the dog

The guy with the most big dick energy in the neighborhood.

Here comes Kevin the dog! You know he's got so much bde that he should have his own theme song.

by UncleRonnie October 9, 2019

Kevin Durant

An act of joining the opposite party, team, group or organization for the sake of one's own benefit. Originates from the American basketball player, Kevin Durant of the Golden State Warriors, who is most famously known switching teams to gain an NBA title.

Greg: "This team sucks!"
John: "I know, im gonna go full Kevin Durant!"

by AcrynomC13 November 18, 2017

filthy kevin

When you finger a girl's b-hole and then discreetly wipe your fingers off in her hair.

Ross was feeling daring so he gave Olive a Filthy Kevin.

by C_D_B July 24, 2017

Kevin Cadogan

Guitarist for Third Eye Blind who played on and wrote music for their first two albums, was in the band from about 1993 to 2000. Soon after formed a band called Cousin Kevin, and now, after joining alt/pop-rock supergroup Radio Angel with drummer Eric Stock from Stroke 9, is exploring a solo career.

In other words: BADASS. The most amazing guitarist ever.

Check out the guitar solo on the extended version of "Red Summer Sun." "Narcolepsy" and "Wild and Forgotten" (solo song) are sick too. Kevin Cadogan can wail, man, but he has class.

by {~_~} October 17, 2008

Take a Kevin

The most disgusting bowel movement one can have.

My stomach hurts. I may need to take a Kevin!

by Bret Favre's Text Message October 14, 2010