Set the table

When a man prepares himself to masterbate, and in preparation for the mess, they lay out tissues or a wash cloth on their stomach to catch the mess.

I didn’t want to have to worry about the mess after I came, so I set the table before I started.

by Ryzonup September 4, 2021

Table

It’s a peace of wood with legs

Hey, wanna eat on that thing ( table )

by NebMan_Ih June 12, 2021

Table Bunny

A girl brought to a sporting field that is not there to participate, but sits at the table with the gear and equipment all day.

I'm going to lock my phone and wallet in the car, want me to take yours?
No that's okay, Jake's bringing his table bunny, she'll watch the stuff.

by blmtwitch August 13, 2022

Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)

''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''

by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022

The Table

---James Hetfield---

"I am the table."

-James Hetfield
(The View)

by Cosmokane August 20, 2022

table flipped

something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.

you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022

not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.

That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.

by creality September 2, 2022