Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

Secret gum shine

I don't know?

Ass Worthy of secret gum shine

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Secret sesh

When you're mates go out on a sesh but don't invite you, commonly any organisation is done only when you are not around.

Person 1: Where is Ian tonight?
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.

by shahed October 20, 2017

secret evil

a person who is having an affair with another person who is already married

when thomas's wife was away for business, he frequently visited his secret evil and slept with her.

by greatcheese August 30, 2017

secret class

a title for a porn, or a really shit toptoon that includes a aunt that wants to fuck her nephew and sisters wanting to fuck their brother who is the same person.

"have your read secret class?"
"Yeah, its shit."

by Vocloid miku December 26, 2022

Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

Secret Puerto Rican

A tan which hides someones dark complexion. Not unlike a reverse farmers tan.

Tim has a secret Puerto Rican

by Lance kilbert October 10, 2017