meat heater

Vagina

I'd love to use her meat heater

by Greennuns69 December 9, 2016

Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.

I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

meat sausage

The genitalia of a man, specifically the penis. It is similar to a wiener, but significantly larger and plumper and often has a slight curve. Meat sausage.

Did you see that guy's meat sausage? It was the size of a kubasa.

by dude9er October 1, 2013

meat tea

verb:The act of soaking one's balls in hot water and serving it to an unknowing victim.

Dude, this taste like meat tea.

by doopi April 20, 2014

Les Meats

Translation: The meats

Yo, I'm gonna go get les meats
"Yo, im gonna go get the meat"
Used if you want to get some meat or to retrieve an object that isnt necesarily meat.

by DrDomDom April 26, 2006

Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else

Tree is the beatest meat of them all

by Tomokiman September 20, 2016

Meat Triangle

The Words Peter Steele used to describe sex between him, his girlfiend and his girlfriends girlfriend

"In our Meat Triangle, all tangled, Wow!"

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 12, 2022