Psycho-Gooning

Psycho-Gooning is a variant of gooning, where beforehand you overdose on anti-depressants to forcibly induce a schizophrenic meltdown.

You might be physically and mentally prepared to bring yourself to the peak of your drugged euphoria, but imagine starting your Psycho-Gooning session and seeing your sleep paralysis demon watching you in the closet. There are two outcomes here:
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.

by Maulmemes March 7, 2024

flicker gooning

Flicker gooning is a type of gooning/edging where you masturbate so insanely fast it leaves an after image.

Hey Chrisitan, how was that flicker gooning session? Mine went so fast I burned my dick!

by itwasntmilk May 26, 2024

Sun Gooning

It has the same definition as Moon Gooning but in a Lighter setting. Going outside, becoming one with nature as you masturbate repeatedly while looking at the sun. In some cases, It also involves drinking elk blood before the sun gooning ritual begins.

Soup: I'm more of a proud Sun Gooner, Sun Gooning in the Sun as you take in the scenery fills me up with pleasure and vitality
Doo: Moon Gooning is still better bruv and you still need a license for it.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm

Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning

by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual

Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024

SKIBIDI OHIO GRIMACE MOGGING GYAT MEWING RIZZ UP THE HUZZ IN EGYPT FANUM TAX KAI CENAT DUKE DENNIS LIVYY GRONK GOONED

When skibidi appears in ohio there's a rare chance that it meets grimace with a sigma jawline and W gyat. He may also fly you to Egypt to buy a property and rizz up the huzz he will also fanum Tax ur wallet and make you broke. But you will meet kai cenat, Duke Dennis, livvy dunne and baby gronk.

SKIBIDI OHIO GRIMACE MOGGING GYAT MEWING RIZZ UP THE HUZZ IN EGYPT FANUM TAX KAI CENAT DUKE DENNIS LIVYY GRONK GOONED happend to my lil bro. 😭😭😭😭
He gets 5 big booms. BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOOOOOO.

by NIGGER#2 February 10, 2025