(n.) When a group of men jerk off away from each other in a circular shape. There is a women in the middle who directs their movement. It is used as a shield to protect against unwanted contact. No one would speak to you if there was a circle of men jerking off in their way.
I wanted to speak to her, but she had a reverse circle jerk going on, I didn't want cum on me, that would be gay.
by Wen Done May 22, 2018

A group of males with abnormally large breasts using their arms to cause a nearby group of males to ejaculate; often done while sitting down in a circle.
by BOB THE BUILDER OF HELL September 18, 2019

The ring of hair that forms around the nipple of a women after she has refused to shave for several days. The hair forms around the outer wall of the nipple and pokes up similar to that of a field of corn. The nipple resembles that of an alien space ship that has landed and then taken off.
My girlfriend Sandy walked into my room naked as a mole rat. I asked her, "Hey Sandy, will you shave your tits. You have a crop circle forming along each one which gives off a bad vibe for me and makes my dick limp."
by TurdFurggison October 21, 2010

Oh man. I remember years ago when TED conferences were filled with genuinely inspiring, fascinating and ground-breaking presentations. That recent TEDx conference was just a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk.
by PseudoIntellect July 2, 2012

by Clout Boy Ralph January 31, 2018

When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.
Larry Dolan's minion, Mark Shapiro, dealt the reigning Cy Young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the Larry Dolan circle of suck.
by The ghost of Manny Ramirez July 30, 2009

A pathetic excuse for a trailer park in Jackson, New Jersey. It is the home of Hoop the Mountain man, white trash, and other people that bring down society. All of the trailers are falling apart and look like shit. There are more illegal activites performed here in one day than an entire year New York City. A dump would be an imporvement over the Luxury Circle Trailer Park.
by xxxxxxxxxxxx October 3, 2005
