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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
mugGet the ill change i promisemug.

Trump Change

You think it's a lot of money, but trump think otherwise
Caleb: I just won $1000000
Trump: That's A really small loan... That's Trump change skrub
by AutisticFish27 June 29, 2017
mugGet the Trump Changemug.

Changed Day January 1

day where you have to support the game changed
changed fan:im so excited for the haters to turn into a changed fan
changed hater: Nooo i dont want to support changed!
changed fan: oh yes you will and theres nothing you can stop it from >:3
changed hater: NOO- *completey breaks his lungs by screaming*

changed fan: oh yes you are gonna support this game Changed Day January 1
by cutelilmountain December 30, 2023
mugGet the Changed Day January 1mug.

Change Discord Channel

We want to Change Discord Channel without you. = Go and Kill Yourself
by HeartZombie2 July 17, 2025
mugGet the Change Discord Channelmug.

bubble gum change

Low paying job, making very little pay, similar to paying peanuts. You say I'm getting paid BUBBLE GUM CHANGE. To describe a low paying job.
You say I'm getting paid BUBBLE GUM CHANGE. To describe a low paying job.
by INVASORE September 18, 2016
mugGet the bubble gum changemug.
A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022
mugGet the Money's acting funny, change a little strangemug.

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