A fat ass who loves to play destiny 2 on his free time and jerks off to my little pony porn and a guy who is so big he classified as a whale
by Small Peen Aidan February 26, 2019
Get the Andrew Greenwellmug. 
Andrew Bao, The 124th Emperor of simping, was killed by a group of monkey's after announcing he buried his face within the thighs of a high school girl. He was a great leader and the voice of the people and unity of the nation.
He was also one of the greatest sushi chefs of the time. He married twenty times in his lifetime to both men and women, one of his most controversial marriages was to Gabriella Geris, A attractive women who only married because of Andrew's Large and Manly Genetalia and Sexual Organs.
Andrew Bao was also the son of The First Legendary Bao, The father of modern Medicine and the founder of The Chinese Communist Party, His legacy was continued not by Andrew but by his Youngest son, Joshua Bao who is now Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and Crown Prince of Simping.
He was also one of the greatest sushi chefs of the time. He married twenty times in his lifetime to both men and women, one of his most controversial marriages was to Gabriella Geris, A attractive women who only married because of Andrew's Large and Manly Genetalia and Sexual Organs.
Andrew Bao was also the son of The First Legendary Bao, The father of modern Medicine and the founder of The Chinese Communist Party, His legacy was continued not by Andrew but by his Youngest son, Joshua Bao who is now Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and Crown Prince of Simping.
Person A: "Have you seen Andrew Bao's cock?"
Person B: "No, I haven't, but I have heard that it is massive in size."
Person A: "Yes, I also heard that but sadly he is not a monkey like us."
Person B: "Yeah that is sad, luckily those monkey nationalists killed him."
Person C: "Monkey Forever."
Person B: "No, I haven't, but I have heard that it is massive in size."
Person A: "Yes, I also heard that but sadly he is not a monkey like us."
Person B: "Yeah that is sad, luckily those monkey nationalists killed him."
Person C: "Monkey Forever."
by The.Last.Emperor October 19, 2020
Get the Andrew Baomug. He is a lazy freak, with no life who is mentally and physically ugly. No life and gets suspended a lot. He's a weirdo and has no friends. A crackhead. a ring leader to leprechauns. A trouble maker
by SashaLove123 November 28, 2017
Get the Andrew Kullmug. by Mohamed,Zee,ZK,Mo November 1, 2022
Get the Andrew Mathewsmug. The hottest couple ever. They are so cute together especially when they are doing passenger princess. Andrew is tall with curly hair. He got a perm. Hotter than Connor S. Not hotter than charlie who is so very hot.
by Hotman.com June 12, 2023
Get the Charlie and andrewmug. Bagels Andrew is a steamer on twitch.com. He also has platforms on Twitter, tiktok, and YouTube. (Sub to his YouTube) he is 3”2 and 17 years old.
by Shcurtart July 3, 2021
Get the Bagels Andrewmug.