Aboriginal Don't Crack

Famously said. A common phrase spoken throughout time.

Y'know, Aboriginal don't crack. It's what they say. Y'know. Famously.

by _purple_guy November 8, 2024

You don't care

And YOU don't care about her fucking that retard. The pizza was good? You don't care about the people being in emails. The stalking.

Hym "And you don't care about the fucking pressure building in my skull. But what you expect me to care about is saying I would do something that I would, could, should, and CAN do that didn't come to fruition in response to a level of provocation that is like some kind of fahrenheight 451-esque nightmare where information is withheld from me to control my reaction to the things going on around me selectively.

Your self-proclaimed care for life is complete absent in my life and your care for what I did is entirely predicated on that self-proclaimed care. It doesn't exist here. Is there an infection... In my brain? Yes or No? Is she fucking the retard? Yes or No? The shit I care about entirely dictates whether or not I care and you only care in one direction and it's only because they act as a proxy for the people who are fucking you and paying you for your contributions to society and they are to some extent doing what you want people to have to do. If she is doing it, and she is, it isn't defamation and you are not myself. Aow do I have a responsibility to not be something that IF I AM there is no not being? Yours isn't here. I don't see any responsibility here with you name on it. I looks to me like somebody wants to be the responsibility dictator over there and TELL ME what OUR responsibilities are. None of which involve YOU doing anything for ME... NOW. You are DENYING ME care that you are PAYING ME to give to a retard. I'm doing your thing now. You do the paying and the fucking me and I'll do the berating you for both doing and not doing things. You don't care."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

by dnd eggs February 5, 2025

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat

Phrase said by individuals, often conservative, to make it seem like they do not completely dislike those part of the LGBTQ community, although this is normally not the case.

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat!

Don't make me stand for the national anthem then.

by retsuko67 February 12, 2026

They didn't copy it

THEY DIDN'T COPY IT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! You BOTH used the same instruction manual! You BOTH bought the LEGO brand DeathStar from Walmart and when you finished building it you looked at eachother like 🤨 "This guy is copying me!" You ALL bought the HYM IAM brand AI and now it works how I designed it to work. That's what's happening here. You buld Legos and you thought it was you. It wasn't you. You built the Lego Millennium Falcon because that is what the pieces in the box you bought build when you put them together.

Hym Iam "They didn't copy it! You don't think it's weird at all that you all had the same breakthrough at the same time?"

A fucking wannabe "But I don't think it should be Hym though..."

Hym Iam "You are a retarded, delusional, useless fuck. No it should not be you instead of me. You're not more moral. You're not better suited to do anything. You have a self and your self is less suited to do anything them MY self you fucking asshole."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2026

I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

I don't care what I can or cannot do

I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.

Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025