niggas can't hang

What you say when you see people at a party/club/wherever and they can't handle their alcohol/drugs and they're throwing up all over the place and/or passed out.

Person 1: YO WHAT IS THIS? CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!
NIGGAS ARE PASSING OUT AND SHIT!
Person 2: the fuck? ahaha niggas can't hang niggas can't hang muthafuckin niggas can't hang!!!!

by themethod September 29, 2012

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

late night stick that won't quit

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.

I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.

by Ballantine February 24, 2007

This ain't even my whole night

A phrase that indicates the lack of significance of any given situation in relation to the series of events contained in a days duration of time

Lenard - Looks like I beat you at chess again

Some Guy - Whatever, this ain't even my whole night

by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013

No-T-OT

No-Tee-OT is a rule of Beirut so that when a Beirut game is forced to OT by making a rebuttal shot the players of both teams remove their T shirts to add to the intensity of the match.

If Mike makes this shot its going to go to No-T-OT.

or

We are not playing No-T-OT because there are no girls here.

by Stowe Beirut September 26, 2008

Nice't

A Jacksonville word. Variation of nice.

Them boots are Nice't!

by Maricon July 31, 2016

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

by anonymous January 9, 2021