Smokey Ass Syndrome 

Your condition after someone has just successfully "blown smoke up your ass" (lied to you). You now have Smokey Ass Syndrome.

That story doesn't make sense, I think you are lying. I'm getting smokey ass syndrome.

Smokey Ass Syndrome by FineDetail September 9, 2011

On the Bus Syndrome 

When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!!

John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home!
Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome

On the Bus Syndrome by the Moose of Man September 24, 2011

Mid-West Syndrome 

The deep desire to drink just becuase the sun is shining.

D: Hey Ryan what are we doing this weekend ?

R: I hear its suppose to be nice out

D: find a bar with a patio?

R: Yep! Mid-West Syndrome strikes again .See yall at noon

Mid-West Syndrome by Chi-Dino September 4, 2012

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome 

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.

"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012

Crazy Dick Syndrome 

1) When one's penis cause's a girl to become crazy with passionate dick lusting rage.

2) When one's girl becomes crazy after interaction with the d.

Why is your girl all crazy like that?

She's got the crazy dick syndrome.

Damn, your dick makes all the ladies crazy. Should stop sticking it in some many bitches.

Crazy Dick Syndrome by DMaster July 17, 2014

Twitter second death syndrome 

The phenomenon where people Tweet and comment about a celebritys death years afterwards as if it just happened.

Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.

Twitter second death syndrome by coupondad7 July 13, 2015

Fine Wine Syndrome

Someone who gets better looking with age.

Ahhh well, the Dobson's have fine wine syndrome, so you know you better lock that thing down.

Fine Wine Syndrome by dbossen December 25, 2015