snatch patch

The female version of "cock block". See cock block.

Ol' girl was being a snatch patch when she kept talking to my boy.

by Don't Be A Snatch Patch February 8, 2004

satchel

satchel is a large metal bowl filled with variaties of pudding and everyone knows that.

hey pal why dont you give me that satchel before i give u a twisted japanease mullet.

Hey man lets make a satchel of pudding an invite the shagglemop over for and extenguating orgy.

by kevin johnson, steve patrick, and bob fix September 14, 2004

Snatch Patch

A derogatory term for all-female college Sweet Briar College, located near Lynchburg, Virginia. Sometimes used as an insult directed towards specific Sweet Briar students, but frequently used as a general statement toward the entire institution.

"Hey man, have you gone to the Snatch Patch recently?"

by Anon.2007 December 14, 2008

satch

a hard-ass glaswegian who is prefferably a bald dude that goes round chibbin folk with his home-made axe(a claw hammer with a stanley knife selotaped to it)

oh shit here comes satch

by jeffington September 30, 2005

satch

nut sack

that chick is swingin from my satch

by crazypaul52 April 12, 2009

slatch

a slap with a scratch attached to it.

She was so wasted on red bull and vodkas she tried to slap her ex in the face and he caught her nail instead, it was a wicked slatch.

by who did that January 2, 2008

Snatchblock

The female version of cockblock.

Man, that dude totally snatchblocked me.

by WhiskeyWednesdayREPRESENT March 29, 2011