Black Splash

When multiple Black men brick all over a womans face. Black Splash most often happens with 3 or more black men though 2 is all that is neccicary. Somtimes a white friend might be called in, in which case it would be considdered Panda Splash Black splash has not been confirmed, nor denied as Leathal, but most sexologists believe that in theory its possible.

Moesha was cleaning the Dishes last night and it seems she might have had a little Black splash, if you know what I mean!

by The Black Splash Club September 1, 2009

Crapper Splasher

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!

Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher

by champ031991 October 14, 2009

tweet spasm

to tweet within the same minute multiple times.

"i'm going to have a tweet spasm"

my twitter: @snazzyburst

by snazzeh November 6, 2010

Gash Splash

when a woman needs to urgently piss and doesnt have the time to take her dress off

friend:"wow that was a fast piss!"
pisser:"yeah i had a quick gash splash behind that caravan"
friend:"holla!"

by pissyboy March 27, 2011

Splish Splash Splatter

This is a phrase commonly used by UK MC's that means going on an instumental and killing it.

Dennis: Oi! You heard that new Scorcher tune?
Hakeem: Yh, he went splish splash splatter on it!

by David Burkins April 11, 2011

Microbiolic Spasm

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.

2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.

Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.

A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.

by Murtag October 21, 2011

Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011