ankle socks

Usually wore by Gay men or Meat heads. These guys might steal these sox from their girlfriends. Never wear ankle sox's with shorts, you will be hit on by other gay men.

When you go to the gym. Look at the guy wearing ankle sox.. He is either gay or a meatheat. "ankle socks"

by Notgayman2 April 24, 2011

Throat Sock

A dumb slutty whore, or bitch, of a woman, who is only good for swallowing jizz which has been ejaculated into her mouth.

That bitch is a damn throat sock.

by pbj81 April 1, 2009

Postmans Sock

Used to denote a severely bad smell.

That girl had breath like a postmans sock I had to shag her from behind.

by Youngie1 August 28, 2008

Granny's Sock

A condom that is so low-performing, you will think that your Grandma knitted it for you.

John made Jill pregnant last night. He shouldn't have been wearing Granny's Sock.

by TEH ONLINE GRANNY August 6, 2012

socks fever

Sweaty feet.

Leather boots and wool socks are sure to give you socks fever on a hot day like this.

by chevolay August 26, 2009

Turd Sock

Someone who is worth almost as much as a steaming poo inside of a dirty sock.

God Johnny, you're such a turd sock!

by MafiaMan979 June 10, 2009

Sock-aholic

A knitter addicted to the act of making socks, often to the point where it interferes in his/her social life, and drains financial resources which ultimately get diverted toward yarn acquisition.

Mary, a consumate Sock-aholic, was too busy knitting her latest pair to realize that she was being eyed by the handsome man on the other side of the public library study table.

by Knitters Brewing Company July 26, 2009