Silver shower

A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white

I gave that girl a silver shower

by the 5 footer December 28, 2019

shower issue

The thing you think about while taking a shower.

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.

by Phunkee February 18, 2009

Showerholic

Someone who showers way too many times a day.

Dad: Our water bill is outrageous, it's because our daughter showers 5 times a day!
Mom: I know, we need to find help for her. She's becoming a showerholic.

by Neurism November 15, 2011

slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

Showertub

Combination of shower and the bathtub.

*clicks "compose tweet"*

… About to get in the showertub. *sends tweet*

by Drew Peacockk July 26, 2012

shower drinking

Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.

Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.

by Ratfink October 18, 2013

Shower PDA

When running late for work and you only have time to wash your PDA (Pits, Downstairs, Ass).

Mike: Hey Megan I know you're running late for work but are you going to use the shower?

Megan: Yes I am Mike, but it will just be a quick shower PDA because its better than nothing.

by bongermonkeyfart October 21, 2013