Cunting Arse Sausage

A very good insult. Used by the limeys at stripcreator.com

dcom, you are such a cunting arse sausage.

by DragonXero January 3, 2004

slippery sausage

The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.

Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.

by Tiffmiesters October 11, 2003

throat sausage

Like: deep throat.

When the Penis breaks the plane of the back of the mouth to the throat.

She was giving me head, and all of the sudden I became her throat sausage.

by J. E. Dzija November 27, 2006

Sausage roll

A Polish person. British rhyming slang, from sausage roll = Pole.

I got a new job at the warehouse, there's a lot of sausage rolls on the night shift.

by Stukas Over Stevenage January 13, 2008

pancake and sausage

Janet Jackson's breast and nipple, respectively.

Nothing like some pancake and sausage to spice up a fruitless career.

by DrMullet February 16, 2004

sausage party

A gathering wherein there are NO females, (should any show up, they feel compelled to leave due to misogyny, intoxication, etc...). Getting laid should not be an option, for it throws off the vibe.

It was grilling weather, so the guys and I decided to throw a sausage party.

by omen8 productions January 4, 2007

portruguese sausage fiesta

the act of making sex to a girl you do not know the name of and when she is least expecting it beat her in the head with a sausage until unconcious and steal her money.

dude i gave this chick a portruguese sausage fiesta and made 100 bucks last nite, high five

by Johnny BO BO January 15, 2007