cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

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Satans snatch

Satans snatch is when the sex and vagina is that perfect you overlook everything else that’s bad about them. It’s so good you fall under the Satans snatch spell.

I’ve been dating this girl and seeing red flags everywhere but I can’t stop seeing her. She’s got satans snatch. I’m trapped

by Miss Best July 9, 2022

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This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

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Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."

I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

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Cooter snatched

Is the action of your underwear getting pulled into your vagina.

She got cooter snatched while pulling up her pants.

by Rednecktaco97 March 26, 2021

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Snatch Catch

Female version of a nut cup, used to protect your genitals in sports.

Stephanie-“Yo Tiffany you got an extra snatch catch I can borrow for my tennis match later”

Tiffany- “Yeah of course I would want you to hurt your ovaries”

by MiTheGoddess September 6, 2021

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