Skeeted

Dried up cum

Bro he skeeted

by Jackie Burnstoff April 15, 2022

The San Francisco Skeet

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.

I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.

by StankyMane January 23, 2025

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.

You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."

by your little spermite January 21, 2010

mongolian skeet shooter

penis

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!

by whough March 10, 2022

Skeet

Slang short for the word mosquito.

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. The Skeets are out full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.

by tjamnz May 19, 2024

skeet

Comes from YouTube creator "Skeeter Jean", who does 'How To Catch a Predator' content.
It is usually used when a predator (similar to a child m*****r) is caught trying to meet an underage person.
Used in sting operations to catch child predators.
The word might sometimes be capitalized.

"This girl is fourteen, and you, sir, have been skeeted."
"You've been skeeted."
"I'm about to skeet this guy."

by Haesert February 11, 2025