dick-out shuffle

The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.

Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.

Man, I was taking a piss and had to do the dick-out shuffle, right when a dude walked in!

by big mick July 12, 2012

Truffle Butter Shuffle

Walking with your butt clenched as to not shit truffle butter all over yourself after anal sex.

That girl doing the walk of shame is doing the truffle butter shuffle, she must have done anal.

by publishedauthor October 14, 2018

Baltimore shuffle

The counter-intuitive tendency of a Baltimore pedestrian to slow down in the middle of a street before oncoming traffic, practically daring you to hit him. The shuffle is exacerbated by the fact that Baltimore residents generally ignore crosswalks, preferring to cross busy streets at random intervals.

I about hit that guy in the middle of the street who was doing the Baltimore shuffle.

by Bart County Scrivener May 28, 2013

Antifa Shuffle

The inevitable dance one does when lighting ones own feet on fire from a poorly thrown Molotov cocktail during an Antifa riot.

Person 1: Hey comrade, did you see Niklaus last night at the anti-cop co op "protest" last night?
Person 2: Sure did! Ezra couldn't quite throw the Molotov far enough and it landed right at Niklaus' feet causing him to breakout into the Antifa Shuffle.

by William St. Josephstein September 8, 2020

snuff

1. Fetish involving corpses (real or simulated) or death (necrophilia)
2. (less common) Fetish involving sexual contact with unconcious, sleeping, or heavily sedated individuals (usually women)

Tim likes his one-night stands to be as still as possible during their encounters-- maybe he's into snuff, too.

by Aileen April 21, 2003

Kansas City Shuffle

When you see a fine girl walking down the street in Kansas City, and once she gets in the car she pulls a gun out of her purse and takes your shit.

Girl: Kansas City's cool, you know you just gotta be aware of that Kansas City Shuffle.

Driver: The Kansas City Shuffle? What's that?
Passenger: Yeah, the fuck is that?
Girl: It's like this....
Gun shots.
Driver: Oh shit bitch!

by the_waitresss October 29, 2011

shnurf

what you say if someone else ends a sentence with the word "what"

Jimmy: Hey Tim!
Tim: What?
Jimmy: Shnurf!

by Brendan Michaelis April 13, 2008