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Sausage Fest Joe's

That fail of a school you all know as the prep(even though we all know that st. augustines is the REAL prep right?)SJP=fail. Have fun with your diabetes.
"Hey Dave how are the girls at Sausage Fest Joe's?" (chuckle)

"Fuck you Dan"
by lil pga pro 1 April 10, 2009
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sasha kaun

to put someone in a full nelson and fuck their butt
it hurts to sit after being put in a sasha kaun
by mark finger October 9, 2008
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Sausage Toes

When your toes all look like the cheap 2 dollar sausages that you eat at Denny’s.

You can always tell when people have sausage toes because they always wear socks or closed toe shoes: even inside.

At the rare case that they do wear flip flops the toes will hang over and without a doubt have small hairs on them.

If you end up eating some of these toes syrup is recommended.
Look at kepa's feet he has some sausage toes. I'm glad we have syrup!
by poniyeahponi February 5, 2010
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Nasty Summer Sausage

the act of boning a dumb bitch while jamming a foot long summer sausage up her ass. Afterwards, no need for crackers and cheese. Cum on the shit covered summer sausage and make the bitch eat it.
I gave that bitch the Nasty Summer Sausage. No big deal.
by furjam April 17, 2011
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sausage sandwich

When a girl gets penetrated in her anus and vaginal holes (at the same time), she is having a 'sausage sandwich'.
"Hey Mary - did you enjoy your sausage sandwich last night?"
"Yeah, but my anus and my vagina holes are hurting/bleeding now"
by 2d unit March 3, 2008
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Sausage Fingers

When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.
Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!
by R1crazy May 17, 2003
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Dirty sausage slap

When you're fucking you're girlfriend, you scream a distraction and make her turn her head. At that very moment you pull your dick out, and slap her across the face when she turns back. Make sure you haven't washed your dick for at least a week.
Dude, did you see that huge red mark on Jessica's face? Yeah, I dirty sausage slapped that bitch.
by Brittany Leigh March 22, 2008
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