swag police

When you have too much or too little swiggity swag so the special SSTT super swag tactical team will help you
Look! Look! There's Nolan and Justin the swag police
by Itsfreakydiecky July 30, 2014
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Swag in a Bag

A phrase that describes an awesome situation or incident.
"Went to a party with free beer, got wasted and partied all night long! Swag in a Bag!"

"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"

"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"

"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"
by stubbzz November 28, 2013
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what the swag

Expression used when one's accomplishments and/or style are called into question.
"My snapback looks better than yours."
"WHAT THE SWAG EATADICK NIGGA YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"
by Dhuh Chenese Commurist Paty October 20, 2011
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Swag Mode

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach really fucking hard
"Damn, I just went swag mode on the local Walmart employee with 8 jobs."
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Swag scale

1 Lift = 200 Swags or 4 Yolos
1 Yolo = 50 Swags

(Easy) Swags can be obtained by purchasing any; Snapback, skinny jeans, YMCMB or MMG album, any OBEY merchandise, or having a personal charisma.

(Medium) Yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, fucking up in school and working at McDonalds, or just messing up.

(Hard) Lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle mass.

(BONUS) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82... On that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
Basically from fucking breathing you get like 5 swags a day
ha ok I just tripped our teach and probably am getting suspended thats 2 Yolos on the swag scale
by Newtoschool June 01, 2013
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Sweeney Swag

Noun.

Cheap, poor quality outdoor cannabis from New Brunswick; often very stemmy, a lot of shake & bottoms & bud rot kind of like the stuff one would get in North Korea.
Fred brought some Sweeney Swag to match up at Alexa's party, but no one wanted to smoke it.

*Cough cough* Your Sweeney Swag is making me feel sick because of the bud rot.

As Jonathan passed a joint of Sweeney Swag around, everyone cracked a joke about it.
by TokingMaritimer November 23, 2013
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European Swag

an undifinable type of swagger; you have it or you don't its that simple
European swag I don't know what it is but I've got a lot of it!
by Purplecat101997 December 02, 2011
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