NTE Speed 

Not To Exceed Speed; The speed at which an airplane must not exceed else it will fall apart. This usually results in a bad day for anyone on board the plane.

Person 1: Damn! That plane's wings just flew off!

Person 2: No shit, it surpassed its NTE Speed.

NTE Speed by Jordo62 April 4, 2011

stupid speed 

the choice of a driving speed that matches nearly exactly the vehicle in the adjacent lane, not out of any sense of intentionality, but rather as a result of the use of cruise control, or sheer ignorance of ones surroundings.

Sorry I'm late, there were two boneheads driving at stupid speed for 3 miles on the parkway, and I couldn't get around them. 5 minutes of false hope that one of them would grow a brain.

stupid speed by A McCool August 25, 2017

Human speed bump 

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck

Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over

Human speed bump by Babyniffler December 10, 2018

Sonic speed simulator

Sonic speed sim is the best game on ROBLOX

Luke ''Is sonic speed simulator good?''
Nasif ''FUCK YEAH IT IS BICH KNOW GO AND FUCKING PLAY IT CUNT"

Sonic speed simulator by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 17, 2022

Dry Lake Speed Racer 

Getting jerked off by two girls.

Tom the plumber got dry lake speed racer'd over the weekend by two perfect 5's.

Dry Lake Speed Racer by adacoker May 25, 2010

need for speed

the physical addiction/need for crystal meth (speed)
a reference to the racing video game

guy #1 at punk rock show: dude, look at that drummer's arms move.
guy #2 at punk rock show: yeah man, he's obviously got a crazy need for speed.

need for speed by the ianator August 26, 2007

Need for Speed Carbon

Released in late 2006, this was the twelfth title of the Need for Speed series. It was squeezed out just in time for Christmas, and it shows. Considered by many to be a major step down from the previous game in the series, Most Wanted, it featured a monochromatic and redundant environment, and severely dumbed down driving physics. Many of the cars, particularly the muscle cars, are poorly rendered and thin on complexity. Maybe Pro Street will be better.

This sucks. Let's go play Space Invaders.

I returned Need for Speed Carbon a day after I bought it.

Need for Speed Carbon by Fusion Jay January 27, 2008