Smurfett

Females with the name that start with "Keilsee", who thoroughly enjoy giving oral pleasure; or sucking dick, if you will- for the blue bean pills that everyone is all hype about

"Yo bro, that bitch is a full on Smurfett"

"Do Smurfetts love putting their lips around dick as much as they love putting their lips around that tooter?"

by LilyLilyLickMe March 15, 2024

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To be teased or practical joked beyond belief by exjw Smurf Girl and/or publicly outed and embarrassed… possibly jailed or worse. Especially if you happen to be a Jehovah’s Witness. So beware… 🤣🤣🤣

Former governing body member, Tony Morris aka Anthony Morris III was smurfgirled really bad and kicked out of Bethel after Exjw Smurf Girl exposed him publicly.

by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024

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“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.

“Dude she was so bad”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”

by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024

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