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school

A happy-sounding term for prison.

Large amounts of students all around the same ages forced inside gates for 6-10 hours every day and is still given work even after that. Under the excuse that the "educators" are merely preparing us for our future, we are tortured with brain-numbing work and daily breaks with only enough time to go pee and eat food.

The bathrooms are never clean.

The classes are always too long.

Fights and bullying are always there.

If you leave during school hours and dont come the next day, the police come after you.

School staff actually monitor what you put online.

Parents talk about what you do at home during conferences when they think you are mental, thinking that the very causes for why you ARE turning mental can help you.

The only relief is music and the internet, which is also monitored and regulated.
"How do you not know who Queen are?"
"I was in prison at that time."
"What? How did you-"
"School prison."
by kpoplovekpoplife November 9, 2015
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Pure and utter hell. Avoid at all cost.
School...
by Rara da noisy lion February 10, 2019
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a place where you get tortured way worse than concentration camp and alcatraz where they have nazi german officers as your teacher and they give you homework which gives you instant amnesia and you fucking fail, and drop out. but in college its like heaven but you have to pay 50,000$ to be teached by an angel
kid: wakes up
mom: cmon timmy its time to go to concentration camp aka school
kid: goddamn it
by Sambruh9 March 14, 2020
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This shit is the closest thing to a modern day concentration camp that's also supported and funded by governments.
You only eat when they tell you to, you only go outside when they tell you to and you get to have the 'fun' experience of sitting in a shitty ass classroom for hours on end. fuck. this. shit.
timmy's Mom: get up for school!

timmy: fuck you! i don't wanna go to school!
by my_fucking_mother April 14, 2022
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Six. Cruel. Hours. Of. Our. Lives
S C H O O L
person 1 "I have never went to school, I can't wait to go to school" person 2 "I have been to school and trust me you never want to go there. Many of the people that go to school never return
by b(0)b February 28, 2022
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A stupid ass thing that'll ruin your brain and get tortured by, People got upset about it even though everyone complains about it
"I hate school"
"I hate school too!"
"I Hate school too!"
School lover: "You guys hate it? :( I love school <3"
A kid slaps the shit outta the school lover. "Bitch you gotta hate school!"
by theteeheegod1 August 23, 2021
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by Mistatrig January 7, 2016
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