licking salt

to sucking,licking a dirty penis with a salty taste.

Carla: you giving head girl
Anney: Yeah but I was licking salt. That shit was ratchet!

by dirtyfreak February 12, 2014

Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.

Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker

by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

No smoke, no shade, no salt.

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.

You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."

by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018

Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.

Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.

by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019

Salt bae

THAT SALT BAE POSITION

AWW that the salt bae

by KICIA666 February 28, 2023

Salt Goblin

A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.

A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..

by Witcher Steve August 20, 2020