The Wooten Rule

noun C singular
The character limit imposed in the subject line of an email.

Carol - could you please type your response in the body of the email, as your response was cut off in the subject line due to The Wooten Rule.

by Michael Perra October 16, 2008

Channel Rules

Something some dumbass GoAnimate and Numberblocks Kid will stuff in the description of their channel that people obviously break just to make him mad.

Fatherless Kid.

DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL

Grammer💀

DUDE!!!SHUT UP

No

BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7

So

I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH

💀💀💀💀💀 Imagine Having channel rules

by Lolgyylol October 4, 2022

Yonder Rule

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.

I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”

by yabba dabba doo! February 5, 2019

rule freak

Opposite of a criminal; a rather boring and frustrating person who is very lawfully upright, non-rebellious, submissive to authority and so conforming to rules, safety norms and standards to the point that it gets uncool when they themselves or others need to break the rules even for good reasons, they try controlling others with their rules, and may possibly have been a high school nerd, were once felons themselves and got fucked up, or were emotionally unable to be influenced to do the slightest types of deviance (bullying, staying out past curfew, stealing, drinking, partying, fights, pranks, foul language, etc.) during their teenage years either because they were way too wiser than 99.99% of teens, they lived in a very strict environment, they have a naturally righteous or obsessive-compulsive personality, or they haven't really grown past the childlike obediance stage for some reason. Legal prudeness is often considered a form of "experience virginity" if you haven't really enjoyed a phase of being "deviant" or nonconforming at least a single time during your teen years, so others will try to influence you just for the kick of it and get you to taste the hot, sweet flame of rebellion that you missed out on. Anyway, we've all known this one teacher who's a rule freak...

Not to be confused with grammar nazis or police officers.

Amir: Where can I download a crack of Adobe Photoshop CS5?
Ben: I suggest you not to. It's illegal.
Amir: You serious man? Don't be such a rule freak. It's not like they're gonna track me down and handcuff me.

by PorcupineCanadian July 3, 2018

The pound rule

If one of your mates sleeps with some you already have they owe you a pound.

Alright lad have you got my pound or good night last night I heard' " the pound rule" stands d if deep

by Sammyc88 June 18, 2019

The Kenyon Rule

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.

"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."

by greeley January 26, 2007

Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)

Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!

by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022