A River is a person that is almost as good as James hitting the quick scopes but he is 2nd best at looks, funniness , and at Athleticism(James is the 1st) but he is a nice person with 2nd biggest peen (1st James) but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll meet and 3rd coolest dude in the world (2nd James) (1st Lance)
Your a River my dog.
by James_is_coo_beans October 24, 2019
Get the Rivermug. by Donk Danner June 27, 2017
Get the david riversmug. Person: I want to live in Montenegro!
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.
by skeletronreal March 13, 2022
Get the Rivermug. Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.
by Jgwosu April 21, 2019
Get the River North Mini Vanmug. by Am@nda August 8, 2016
Get the hot chocolate rivermug. River is such a attractive girl. She is the best girlfriend ever and best friend ever. River can be jealous at times because she has trust issues but loves all her friends.
by kat123453 November 23, 2021
Get the Rivermug. The name River means this person has big ears and earth gripping feet, usually has a busted cut and bad joint pain resulting in a hitch in their wrists and also in the lower body (I.e. knees) People named river are typically underdeveloped from their mental capacity to their physical features and are less likely to play any sports at a high level (aka D1). “Rivers” are always right hand dominant and can therefore not go left.
by Dragon Hunter 76 July 14, 2022
Get the Rivermug.