pounding ex

After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.

Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat

yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Pound His Jimmies

A midwestern expression commonly employed by particularly sexually aggressive, domineering women who seek to engage in copulation with a male counterpart.

See also: Pound a Jimmy, pound Jimmy, Pound his jimmies, no Jimmy left unpounded.

See that guy over there with the gold glasses? You better bet i'm gonna pound his Jimmies tonight.

by Gigi VT May 2, 2019

London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

pounding panda

Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda

Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.

by Terzouhoe April 21, 2018

Wreck Pound

When Allen gets drunk and pounds the shit out of some chick so when she wakes up she feels like she's been in a car wreck. Allen is a badass mo fo and will wreck pound you if he gets the chance when he's drunk, it's a pounding you will never forget because you may need medical treatment.

Damn, that chick looks like she got Wreck Pounded last night!!!

by aa01 November 13, 2012