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potato room 

The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.
Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.
potato room by fufupop December 5, 2012
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Potato Bagger

The antonym of "brown bagger", A potato bagger is a girl that has a nice face, but an unattractive body. A potato bag race involves pulling a potato bag over the majority of your body while trying to hop to a finish line. From this game, evolved the name "Potato Bagger". It suggests that a girl with an unattractive body but a decent face should consider wearing a potato bag over her body while only revealing her face.
Tom: "Did you see the new girl they hired?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's definitely a potato bagger."

Potatopia 

A generic disease which means you gradually become a potato.
My teacher has severe Potatopia but still aquires some human elements such as a mouth and vocal chords
Potatopia by Thedarklordhasrisen November 24, 2013

potato kill 

Killing a creep (AI unit) in a game unintentionally, aiming to kill an enemy player. Firstly was coined by LysanderXonora casting a Dota2 game DK vs Orenda.
SingSing fires an arrow to get Mushi...nope, it is just a casual potato kill.
potato kill by deadbeatffs May 4, 2014

Potato in the closet 

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.
Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.
"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"
potato chip vag by poosang November 5, 2014

Potatocide 

The killing of one's potato. Like matricide and patricide are the killing of one's parents, potatocide is the killing of one's potato.
"OMG he committed potatocide!"
"Gasp why?!? Potatoes are too beautiful to kill."
Potatocide by theunicorn67 January 12, 2015