podshat

Led to be believed a worm after having experienced psychodelic feelings under an oxygen resticting pile of large waffles.

"I've been codshat! Now I'm being podshat?!"

by Leia Nelson July 20, 2008

Polish Cannon

Sebastian Janikowski was born on March 2, 1978 as an only child to Henryk and Halina Janikowski in Wałbrzych, Poland. His father was a professional soccer player, and moved to the United States in the early 1980s in the hopes of reviving his career. Years after Janikowski's father emigrated from Poland, his parents divorced and Henryk married an American citizen. Left at home with just his mother, Janikowski began to excel at soccer himself, and when he was 15, Janikowski earned a spot on the Polish under-17 team.

Sebastian would go on to have a career in the National Football League as a kicker.

Quite possibly the greatest kicker to ever live.

"I haven't seen anyone kick a ball like that, since the Polish Cannon was playing"

by DtotheB2124 October 28, 2018

Polish Kiss

When you burp into your partners mouth instead of kissing them

I gave my girlfriend a polish kiss, but she didn't enjoy it

by ThePolishKisser April 30, 2020

Kieran Polish

An asshole who is a nazi, Trump loving, white suprematist, hater. He also hates foreigners and wants to rule the world.

‘The Jews deserved it’- Kieran polish

by I like tories. April 15, 2018

Polish hammer

Polish hammer a plank of wood, the term comes from unskilled Polish workers stealing Irish jobs on building sites. The joke being the Polish aren't the most technically skilled of workers and have been known to dig holes with a plank of wood or tried to knock masonry nails into walls with the butt of a trowel

here sean pass me that polish hammer i need to shutter in this window sill

by roobert mcscrote June 2, 2010

Polish

/dɪsˈeɪbld/Submit
adjective
adjective: disabled
(of a person) having a physical or mental condition that limits their movements, senses, or activities.
"facilities for disabled people"
synonyms: having a disability, wheelchair-using, paralysed; More
antonyms: able-bodied
relating to or specifically designed for people with a physical or mental disability.
"disabled access is available at all venues"

A: "Is that a Polish person?"
B: "Shhh you shouldn't say that out loud"

by Karo k November 2, 2018

polish hoe

one who is ov the polish origin. who come to england to steel our man schlong!

anna ur a fucking polish hoe

by eddiphathead October 11, 2006