Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.

Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard

by condigityy June 11, 2015

ball pirate

someone who has only one ball (testicle)

person 1: hey, did you know hitler was a ball pirate?
person 2: I thought that was a myth.

by noobway April 30, 2023

Pirate Teeth

Corn kernals stuck in your shit looking like rotting yellow pirate teeth.

Ate a lot of corn last night and just took a dump, looked like a mouth full of pirate teeth.

by Meatamus September 5, 2012

stinky pirate

before you're about to cum you yell "THAR SHE BLOWS" and stick it in her ass

We were having sex last night and to end it I did the stinky pirate

by Poog Toog January 18, 2022

pirate party

When a guy finishes on his chicks face so that her right eye is glued shut by his man glaze, and he makes her look up at the GoPro and say... "Yaaaaarrrggghhh"

Bro, you wanna go Party? No thanks, i'm already giving this chick a pirate party... Check the Gram later, it's suuuper funny!

by J Suave December 6, 2021

Suck Pirate

Some who is not picky about what or how they suck

What a f*cking suck pirate

by Mribpd September 17, 2015

Pirate Math

Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.

Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.

by PirateMathematician01 May 3, 2022