Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Spex Pest

A wearer of Meta Ray Bans or similar smart glasses, who pretends to be cool and talks up how much they have improved their lives, without revealing that the real reason they wear them is to perv on the unsuspecting and keep a digital record of their perversion for repeated viewings and AI deepfakery.

Look at that spex pest, he's an island short of going full Epstein.

by wwatson March 7, 2026

Prison Pasty

A puff pastry with the cream pie filling

Adam likes his prison pasty warm.

by forest nothing March 21, 2026

Hassy-Penty-Interm

It goes on the hand, or, under the hand

"Hey, does anybody want a Hassy-Penty-Interm?

by _rrandom August 2, 2025

cyber pester

To cyber pester someone is to repeatedly and playfully annoy them online — sending too many messages, memes, tags, reactions, or notifications. It’s a lighthearted, non-threatening version of cyberstalking: still irritating, but more goofy than scary.

1. “Don’t cyber pester me right now; I’m busy.”
2. “He tried to cyber pester me all morning with dumb memes.”
3. “If you cyber pester your ex again, you’re going to regret it.”
4. “My brother will cyber pester the whole family group chat until someone responds.”

by Bobo the clown November 16, 2025

Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.

"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025

nathan pesta silk farm

a bunch of spiders who manufactor steel

nathan pesta is cool just like my nathan pesta silk farm

by CountGlobula November 28, 2025