Period

fucking hell. HELL. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU STUPID ASS 10 YEAR OLD YOU DONT WANT TO GET THIS!!!!!!!!! LISTEN. TO. YOUR. FUTURE. SELF!!!!!!! YOURE BLEEDING OUT IF YOUR FUCKING VAGINA. FOR 3-9 DAYS. DO YOU WANT THAT??? FOR AROUND 45-55 YEARS???? HUH??????

y/n 1:”…AH SHIT ASS MOTHERFUCKER”
y/n 2:”wtf is wrong with you”
y/n 1:”it’s day 2 of my period”
y/n 2:”..EVERYONE PREPARE FOR DEATH”

by give me vagina November 25, 2022

Period

Straight up

“She was trying to make you mad. Period”

by Niyiah smith October 31, 2018

period panic

When a guy gets nervous that his girl’s period is on verge of happening. And he knows she has very harsh mood swings. You dead, bro.

Bro, why you sweatin’? You period panicking?

by Master Rob Sauce August 30, 2022

Period

Also referred to as 'go away'

Guy: "Wanna go on a date?"
Girl: "I'm on my period'

by whyiseverythinginspanish February 12, 2022

Periodate

A combination of the words period and ate. Also a chemical compound, but more importantly a way to express when someone ate something tf up.

Oh my god periodate!!

by Dy4Tomo May 23, 2023

past period

A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)

Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."

Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"

by Grammar Trotskyist May 15, 2023

period furniture

"Seat type" objects like chairs, couches, sofas, etc. with slick-surfaced non-absorbent upholstery that wipes clean easily. Favored by girls and younger women during "that time of the month".

While highly desirable, period furniture is often quite expensive, so washable slipcovers can be a more-economical alternative.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018