by I J Margulieth February 7, 2021
Get the Period in the pot watermug. A party held on the anniversary of someone getting their period. Usually just like a regular party, but with a lot of red theming (Food, Drinks, ect.)
by ImaBigNerd December 10, 2023
Get the Period Partymug. Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"
The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
by von groovy January 28, 2025
Get the period erectionmug. Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022
Get the Phantom Periodmug. A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)
Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."
Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."
Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"
by Grammar Trotskyist May 15, 2023
Get the past periodmug. When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.
"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"
by pussy slayer 4eva January 21, 2022
Get the Zach Periodmug. A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
by Rawr <3 March 1, 2021
Get the periodmug.