pearl fabric

any piece of material, be it a cloth or tissue, that you ejaculate onto and then forget to put in the bin. it becomes true pearl fabric when someone else mistakes it for a clean cloth and wipes their face with it

Macca: Damn the weather is really hot outside
Red: For shizzle, i need to wipe all this sweat off my face, mind if i use this towel?
Macca: Yeah, should be safe
Red: Damn this towel stinks
Macca: Yes, thats the smell of pearl fabric!
Red: Oh fuck you Macca, not again

by BIG MACCA October 6, 2005

Connor Pearce

A fridgid migit who liks anal sex from any dude and has a penis of about 1 inch long (boner).

Connor Pearce is gay!!!

by Tomnomnom October 14, 2011

pearl knecklace

noun; when you cum on a girl's neck in the shape of a knecklace

i.e. i totally gave samantha a pearl knecklace last night

by citrusthepimp March 28, 2011

Reverse Pearl Necklace

When a male ejaculates inside a female's mouth, and after ejaculation, she spits it back into the male's face.

That guy was such a douche. He didnt tell me he was about to jizz so I pulled a reverse pearl necklace on him.

by mrangsta November 18, 2011

Pearly Whites

You blast your load all over some chick's teeth to help the aid in fighting cavities. Think pearl necklace for the mouth.

Girl: I have a toothache
Guy: I have a cure for that, it also fights cavaties and gingivitis.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yes open your mouth and say Ahh, gives a whole new meaning to Pearly Whites.

Dude I gave this bitch a some pearly whites. She LOVED IT, looks like she found herself a new dentis.

by MachineShop January 9, 2008

Pearl G-String

A skilled way of performing the fine art of creampie. When you pull out, you have to massage your pearl babies up and down (i.e. from clit to crack). When finished, a pearl string bikini can look really nice with a pearl necklace to match.

Joe: Wanna go to the beach?
Ashley: Yeah sure, but I don't have anything to wear.
Joe: Oh don't worry about it, I can make you a pearl tubetop and a matching pearl g-string in no time.

**Joe & Ashley later got kicked off the beach when her pearl 2-top bikini was spotted by lifeguards.**

by Aww Skeet Skeet Got Damn August 9, 2008

pearl jam

Well, Pearl Jam is... something different for everyone, something that almost anyone can connect to and experience a divine pleasure from it (starting from the music and going through the lyrics).It is a universe that has appeal to many and place for everyone.
I am actually very annoyed to read such pathetic comments from both Nirvana and Pearl Jam's fans, trying to prove that their "toy" is better than anybody's else. Cobain was a bitter man that attacked everyone including himself, so i don't think that the fans should continue with the stupid "war".
Pearl Jam and Nirvana are different in their views, beliefs and MOST important in their musical goals, so trying to compare them is a waste of time. I listen to both bands and admire their works.
After all music is what really matters.

Have you heard Smells Like Teen Spirit played by Pearl Jam?
Kinda proves my point.

by Rositsa September 4, 2004