cross eyed panda

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.

I really regret letting him do the cross eyed panda... I forgot I had ran out of my eye drops.

by forkyy May 6, 2011

Panda Pop

The sexual act of administering two black eyes to a young, white, virgin girl and then proceeding to deflower her.

"You're sister took the panda pop the other night like a champ."

by Mitchell_the_faggit May 17, 2015

Panda

A Chinese, Japanese, or anyone with squinty eyes.

"hey look, PAAAANNDAAAA!" (put peace signs next to eyes)

panda

by K. Case January 28, 2009

Panda Intervention

Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.

Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"

by t33n3r March 31, 2010

Blue Panda

A sad fat gay man

Did you hear that Matt's dog died? He's a blue panda right now.

by agentcm99 June 14, 2018

Pandaemonium

1) Any of various arboreal rodents of the genus Sciurus and related genera of the family Sciuridae, having a long flexible bushy tail and including the fox squirrel, gray squirrel, and red squirrel. Also called tree squirrel.
2) Any of various other rodents of the family Sciuridae, as the ground squirrel or the flying squirrel.
3) The fur of one of these rodents.

Middle English squirel, from Anglo-Norman esquirel, from Vulgar Latin *scriolus, diminutive of *scrius, alteration of Latin scirus, from Greek skiouros : ski, shadow + our, tail; see ors- in Indo-European Roots.

by Dr. Wesley Xavier Phineas T. Quisterberry May 15, 2003

Panda Dancing

Panda dancing came into practise when two year 10 pupils at a secondary school decided to dance and race pandas, these teenagers were called Niall (Panda) and Chris (Beans. Obviously racing pandas isn't allowed so they made themselves into pandas. This sport is fun and gets children out the house (mainly because it happens at schools).

Racing across a field like a panda dancing

by Niall (Panda) November 11, 2006