Arnold Palmer

a yummy drink usually consumed by teenage boys named mac who watch porn. 1/2 lemonade 1/2 iced tea. very yummayyy

Mac: I love arnold palmer when i watch porn, i jizz into the bottle lawlzz!

by arnoldpalmer68iou1 July 21, 2010

palm pilot

When you slap a girl in the ass and the suctions caused sucks the shit out like a jet pilot leads a plane down the run-way and rockets into your face. This will cause many more g's than you can think of, of shit in the face.

Danial ask her to slap her in he ass and she recommended he masters the palm pilot for the next sesh.

by chewbaccaklutzfacesnooker99grtzky April 11, 2008

palmquist

one who jerks off while his roomates are sleeping while picturing have sex with grandmother

Oh man, i caught my roomate pulling a palmquist when i was sleeping last night.

by BoomerMcnasty October 2, 2007

Arnold Palmer

a joint rolled with marijuana and tobacco

"Duuuuude pass the Arnold Palmer bro"
"Suck my balls"

by Cainalbeads April 19, 2010

Palm Harbor

Ah, Palm Harbor, Florida.
The West side of FL, otherwise known as the rich side of FL.
Similar to many towns in Connecticut, this place is divided into a rare Floridian partial prep, partial everything-else.
The only apparent yuppies are the ones purchasing the $15 million house on the beach, but if you investigate closer they pop up in schools and about every other house on every single street.
The home of the town with 3+ zip codes, condos and apartments on every street, and you even get a pool with every house more than a quarter of a million!
But at that price, your pool is Lake Tarpon.

Ahh, you have to love Palm Harbor.

by Omglikewoah November 20, 2006

Palmalla

The postmortal resting place of die hard Pall-Mall smokers. Especially those who continued their habit after either having cancer, emphesyma, a lung removed, or tracheal ring surgery.

Very soon, Kurt Vonnegut will die, and take his place in mighty Palmalla. -or-
I knew an old man who smoked Pall-Malls through a trache ring. I am sure HE has a special seat in Palmalla.

by Grapetooth June 1, 2006

Psalms 90

A timeless set of biblical verses on how God wants His creation to view the concept of time, which reminds mankind how life is fragile and transient—how His people need to value their limited time on earth while they go through life’s tribulations and experience His recurring deliverance and blessing until their last breath.

In Psalms 90, we’re told that (a) in God’s sight, a thousand years are like a day that has just gone by; (b) the length of our days is 70 years—or 80 years, if we’re strong enough; and (c) we need to ask God to teach us to number our days carefully so that we’ll be wise in how we live.

by Covido September 23, 2020