business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.

Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops

by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017

poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.

Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!

by Telephony June 29, 2019

the poop theory

The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.

the poop theory is the theory on poop

Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.

by N.S2 February 19, 2023

Poop-Dicka

Shit head ass mf

This Poop-Dicka stole my wallet

Poop-Dicka ass bish stole my girl

by Jawnson2 October 29, 2020

Poop Apnea

Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.

This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.

by lemmiewinks September 26, 2012

Poop dart

A small amount of feces located in the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex. It is typically ejected at high velocity during urination immediately following the sexual encounter.

Dude, I shot a poop dart clear across the bathroom after I fucked Tara in the ass last night!

by Uncle anus eater January 16, 2014

Poop feedback

When one farts very hard while pooping, and hears a loud feedback sound from the toilet

Nice poop feedback, I heard it all the way from the room.

by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011