When you take a gigantic crap after being shot to death by venisaulan mobsters you owe thousands of dollars worth of cat DNA to.
by Theguywhomadeupdeathpoop April 19, 2017
Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.
This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.
by lemmiewinks April 25, 2012
by KD1234123 December 17, 2016
A small amount of feces located in the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex. It is typically ejected at high velocity during urination immediately following the sexual encounter.
by Uncle anus eater January 16, 2014
Poop bombing is
hanging your ass out of the side of a blimp and taking a nuclear sized shit on a village of children in habubu africa
hanging your ass out of the side of a blimp and taking a nuclear sized shit on a village of children in habubu africa
by LoadedPapmperShit December 05, 2021
Clingy dog who believes they are needed to help guid you through your bathroom experience. Dutifully stays by your side always.
When you have a dog, you are used to having a shadow even on the toilet. Your own personal Poop Sherpa to help you through number two.
by Honey badger July 25, 2019
by clairvoyant nightmare April 05, 2014