captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005

captain planet

The show even used some song from the New Kids on the Block as the ending theme. I believe the song was titled "Step by Step" or "Gonna Get to you Girl", or something like that.

Damn that Captain Planet cartoon was incredibly gay.

by bahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!! August 25, 2003

brass player

Dynasty of the musician make the best blow jobs. Kings are the trumpet players. Trombone, Horn, Tuba players help the King to rule the orchestra and bands. The Guild for trumpet players is very strict. Rules exist. Since Brass Players are virtuosy playing with their lips, they have high qualifications for other performances after playing.

"Brass players need a beer to keep their fast valves running." or. "Wait for the final of this play, when brass player bring you to the orgasm of this music"

by DrTrumpet November 5, 2006

csgo player

A 12 year old kid with hygeine issues, who eats way too much doritos

Hey do you wanna join my CSGO Clan, I don't have enough "CSGO Players"

by TheMakerOfAll June 11, 2017

Soccer Player

A soccer player is a boy/girl that is awesome. They work really hard and get hurt constantly. They are strong and players of the best sport, unlike football players.

Wow that person is super fast, they must be a soccer player. ⚽️

by Hehe👞👞 December 8, 2019

dirty football player

The act of sticking both your thumbs in a girls ass and wiping them under each eye.

Last night I gave suzy a Dirty football player last night.

by choda boy August 25, 2003

cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 6, 2009