Playing

jacking off

I was playing when my roommate walked in!

by Nb'salot October 24, 2008

playing monopoly

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.

Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...

by i love swiss cheese February 1, 2007

playing the banjo

giving/ receiving a hand job

Baily- Jp played my banjo

JP- I was playing the banjo at bailys last night

by Sami J April 18, 2008

playing tennis

code phrase used for smoking weed. used so that people will not know you're actually smoking weed

Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo bro, we playing tennis later?"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll let you know when"

Example 2:
Person 1: "If you're not busy lets play tennis later"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll hit you up"

by tennisplayer123 October 16, 2017

playing army

To play army is when I lay down and a women blows the hell out of me.

I love to get drunk and go over to Bob's house and play army with his mom.

by Stikula January 14, 2004

Plainedge

Plainedge is a place pretty much exactly what everybody else said. if you have a social life your either at harmons, schwarting,BK, or dunkin donuts. every1 always finds ways of fighting with eachother. Also the senior jocks are pussies and like to fight with 9th graders cuz theyre fags. but every1 gets really drunk lights shit on fire and gets stoned. pretty much every1 deals some kind of drug and theyre easy access to all of it. what else is there to say.....

yo mike lets get a bliunt head down to harmons smoke it get mad drunk just because we live in plainedge

by Home Sexual February 5, 2008

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud.

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.

If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."

by R-DoggCA August 31, 2008