Peached

When you get pranked by someone repeatedly singing "Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches," to the tune of the Jack Black song "Peaches" from the Super Mario Bros. Movie.

Man 1: "Hey dude did you see what happened in New York yesterday?"

Man 2: "No, what happened?"

Man 1: "Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches"

Man 2: "Damn I just got Peached"

by EGS99 April 10, 2023

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peach bum

A name describing someone who is easy to bully and tease. The term peach bum refers to the fact that peaches bruise easily, just like the ego (and bum) of the person being teased.

Testa: How am I a peach bum?

Kerra: You're very easy to tease.
Testa: That would be funny if that was true.

by testateaser August 18, 2020

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peaches

a fat,bald 2527 year old. She has a crush on donald trump aka orange and thinks she’s funny but just a weirdo :)

air:is that peaches
grass:yes but next time say fat,bald 2527 year old

by Oliwia Babara October 13, 2020

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Nuclear Peach

When a mans huge penis, demolishes a nice soft pussy.

Girl 1: " Omg! I had the most roughest sex last night!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"

by Apples12345 June 20, 2011

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A fruit-derived euphemism used in reference to one’s tits, of which are not yet busty enough to be upgraded to being considered melons yet, usually also implying an implicit level of sweetness or tenderness. It is sometimes misunderstood as being a euphemism for one’s dumper, so the meaning is somewhat contextual as well.,

“Agh… fuck! That damn hornet just stung me right in the peaches!

“Ow… my peaches have been feeling all tender and gross. I think my testosterone levels are spiking again.”

by Asriel___LOVER May 17, 2025

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