Keyed

Being the "perfect" level of high from marijuana.

The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.

Man, I'm keyed right now. :)

by MrCush3 December 1, 2016

portal key

An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.

Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.

James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.

by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023

key

a word that means either a kilogram of drugs(cannabis, cocaine etc), or a small amount of powdered drug (such as cocaine) that is sniffed off a door key.

just moved that key and made racks off it!
just sniffed a key of colombians finest in the club toilets. The perfume man aint happy,

by Bigboy packet August 5, 2021

Keys

Acronym for "Kill yourself" with an e added to bypass tiktok guidelines

"you should smile more."

"keys 👍"

by CorptBunny May 12, 2025

keys

When a statement you said was so bad and stupid, it made others think you're on drugs or on alcohol. So they want to give you their car keys to "kys."

...or it's just another way to say "kys" because this is most common in TikTok so they can bypass their harsh filter system.

"BRO THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY IS SO PEAK"

"keys"

by devout December 28, 2024

major key

Major key is the key to success, the ultimatum to blessing up. Thank you DJ Khaled.

Major key to being rich is not being poor. Bless up, they don't want us to win, so I win.

by JaxonWaxonTaxon July 26, 2016

Noah Key

the drummer of the band, chapter 13.

A very gorgeous young man, with a serious talent.

Noah key is such a great drummer, Chapter 13 are lucky to have him.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021