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John McCocaine

A 2008 Presidential Nominee who just happens to have a last name that has potential to be abused
1. The lettering of John McCain's last name, McCain, is easy to manipulate.

2. If you were to ask Dr. Rockso (The Rock n' Roll Clown) who his favorite 2008 US nominee was, He might say, "John McCocaine..... Ki-Ka-Kuh-Kuh-YAYAHH!!
by Jeph tha 5'9 February 28, 2008
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John Hopkins

Person 1: I'm going to John Hopkins

Person 2: Really? Well I guess I won't be seeing you because I'm going to JohnS Hopkins.
by Josh.F July 8, 2011
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John Hock

Another stickam famous guy who got so many fans because of his site *pictureyourprize* that gives out hundreds of dollars worth of stuff. He got Amor Hilton pregnant & appeared on stickydrama because of him being a rapist, n00dz getting out, and plenty of that shit.

He's the whole stickam package.
$uper$c3n3k1d: OMFGZ LYKE DID YEW SEE JOHN HOCK ON STICKAM TODAY?~*

I R JESUSLAWLZ: LOLZZZZ OMFGZ YEEEEH! I LYKE WON HIS MACBOOK!11!!!!11
by DFLKAJKFLDSALJK October 4, 2008
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Jimmy Johns

I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.
Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."
by kelly January 17, 2008
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john henry

a penis, usually 7-9 inches in length and rather thick, taken from the African American folk hero John Henry, who packed a wallop with both his trusty sledge hammer while working on the rail ways and his own mighty John Henry... as the ladies of the 1800's so fondly put it
"Wow! Look at Sean's John Henry... it's massive!"

"Put John Henry in me... or at least as much of him as you can"
by grifbassking December 18, 2007
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St. Johns

A city in the province of Newfoundland in the country of Canada. Is the capitol of Newfoundland
A city is found on a map of Canada. St. johns is the capitol so it should either have a bigger dot or a star.
by The light falls again June 28, 2009
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John Wayne

"John Wayne" is the term often used to describe the toilet paper issued in the compo rations kit in the military. This is due to the fact that he was "Rough, tough, and he took no shit fron nobody!"
I've got cracking ring sting today, that John Wayne ain't no Andrex!
by alanthepoo October 24, 2005
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