Noah Ramirez’s mom

She’s the most beautiful woman ever. She’s so hot, everyone has a crush on her.

“Dang, are you Noah Ramirez’s mom? I’ve heard she’s really hot”

by Deez1457899 February 20, 2022

Noah Callaghan

Sexy as hell. The most amazingly hot person you'll meet in your life. Funny, Sweet, Kind, Caring - and did I mention sexy? Adorable in every way possible. Amazing in every way possible. Perfectly imperfect. Very lovable. Impossible to not like. Charming, Caring, and lots of fun to be around. A great friend and a person you can always talk to.

"Damn, that Noah Callaghan is my Prince Charming stand-in"

by xxmusiqxx November 19, 2010

Noah Drake Ceja

Jewish-American 18 year old male. Big ass nose lookin like Butthead. Also a very proud supporter of the Black Lives Matter movement. An advocate for LGBTQ+ rights and an inspiration to many.

"I want to be like Noah Drake Ceja man."
"Yeah that guy is so cool and sexy"

by noah drake ceja October 10, 2021

noah fence

The pronunciation of "no offence"

"I hate blacks. Noah fence."

by ey das prety guud February 21, 2018

noah scented mayo

Literally casted in every bad Netflix
Movie because a few aggressive 14 year old girls find him “hot”

“Before I go I just want to say it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”

Perry- EW WHAT IS THAT
me- thats Noah scented mayo, thirty year old teenager with blonde facial hair
Perry- ok ew

by picklejuicer May 17, 2020

noah scented mayo

Scented mayonnaise who makes a special appearance in the wonderful movie SPF-18. go watch it. Scented mayonnaise has many talents, including.. bowling, dancing, and well that seems to be it. So if you are ever having a bad day, I might just recommend watching watching this special scented mayonnaise we call noah, perform his lovely dance routine.. IN A BOWLING ALLEY. How can your day be bad after watching a masterpiece as such. Noah scented mayo is also notorious for speaking is soft and whisper like voices, thus making him mysterious and/or desirable. I guarantee once you watch a program with this special scented mayonnaise, you will fall madly in love instantly. I know i did!

“Noah scented mayo has such a delightful and sexy voice, it makes me want to dance outside of his window with a boom box!”-paige

by dolphin boi 69 February 18, 2021

the noah L life

Somthing you would call a really boring life

Ur livin the Noah L Life

by masonthemissile November 10, 2022