babble-texting

When a person keeps texting you every thought that crosses his or her mind relentlessly...no matter how inconsequential.

Geez! Arthur keeps babble-texting me every ten seconds! I don't care that he loves his morning coffee!"

by snowflame July 25, 2010

Text worm

An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.

The text worm was long and angry, and it didn't make any sense to me so I just said yes.

by Cheese Lizard July 28, 2017

Voice Texting

Using text monikers such as LOL, OMG, ROFLMAO, and others during an actual conversation with another person

Janet: OMG, can you believe it? I mean LOL thats just too funny IMO

Karen: God, please stop Voice Texting me and use your real words

by Honeybearks October 5, 2011

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

Text Dysmorphia

When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY

I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.

by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020

Flash Texting

Similar to flash mobs get a large group of people. All at once everyone texts the same person the same thing.

We just spent all night flash texting her.

by Studharker May 29, 2012

max-text

Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.

Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.

Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.

by MoJean December 13, 2019